How to out the paranoid people

Monday, March 20, 2006

Remark that they are in the room, and they will inevitably retort that people are conspiring against them. Perhaps not directly, but retort they will.

latelyontime — Mar 20, 2006 5:31:38 PM — # ↩

hee hee...I know what this is hinting at :)
You conspirator you!
- ravi — Mar 20, 2006 10:34:59 PM — # ↩
  
  OMG. Stop campaigning against Jace or I'll have to come out east and kick j00r ass.
  
  Dude, what's happenin' in your life? All well at your end? I've pointed like about 2 billion people at your Rang De Basanti review btw. In case you find your LJ filled with shiny new conspirators and assholes, you know who sent them ;/
  - latelyontime — Mar 21, 2006 1:08:17 PM — # ↩
    
    If that's what takes to bring you back to the east...
    *takes a careful aim at jace and throws a mud pie*
    
    Fings are happening in life. I have lost fe 'th'...haven't received anybody on the RDB post so either your recommendation does not work or they all left dazed and zombified :))
zeeshanmn — Mar 20, 2006 5:45:51 PM — # ↩

That is neo-socialite, good catch!
sidcarter — Mar 20, 2006 6:14:53 PM — # ↩

I can tell you are conspiring against me and I will resist your conspiracy. You are trying to question my authority and I can sense that. And is there a rule that you can make such posts ? Lj doesn't allow you to make such posts. /me goes in search of the rule book.

And BTW, don't expect me to follow any rules, ok ?

thxbye
- Kiran Jonnalagadda — Mar 20, 2006 8:55:52 PM — # ↩
  
  Hush! The paranoid have sensitive ears. They read into everything. They even bug secret conversation. Their network of spies is invisible. Be wary of what you say. The paranoid take their status seriously.
  - ravi — Mar 20, 2006 10:22:00 PM — # ↩
    
    s/paranoid/assholes/
    
    Just like the asshole that just called me four times and didn't leave voice mail even once in the past five minutes. What? (S)he thinks I'm gonna pick up the fourth time if I didn't feel like taking the call the first three times? D'oh?!
    
    There must be a law against letting stupid people and asshole stay alive (and I am being generous in actually considering that as two distinct groups) ... euthanization4every1!!!!11
    
    ;p; kthxbye ;/
    - ravi — Mar 20, 2006 10:31:39 PM — # ↩
      
      OK make that five times. *boggle*
      - Kiran Jonnalagadda — Mar 20, 2006 10:36:49 PM — # ↩
        
        You are hereby summoned to the world of secret conversation, for words none other may hear.