
I had read somewhere that rows with emergency exit doors have more leg space, so when I saw an unoccupied window seat, I quickly moved in. The leg spacing was indeed generous, wide enough to use a laptop fully opened, and still having space spare. Such a relief from Air Deccan’s typically cramped seating!
The flight attendant was busy with someone in the second emergency exit row. She turned to me and said I couldn’t keep my bag on the floor—regulations prohibited luggage in emergency exit rows. Darn. But I wasn’t planning to use the laptop anyway, so no issue. I rose, remembered my camera was in it, and asked her if photography was indeed allowed in aircraft. Affirmative. But what about at the airport?
“Is this a defence airport?”
“Photography is allowed in aircraft and at all airports except defence airports.”
Umm, yeah, “Is
Bombay a defence airport?”
“No.”
Oh excellent! Out came the D70.
She was talking to the person in the next row again. I looked at the door. It had instructions on how to be opened in an emergency. She turned to me, now with an embarrassed smile. “Because you are sitting in the emergency exit row, I have to instruct you on how to open the door in an emergency. Are you willing to do this?” “Yeah, sure!” “Okay, to open the door…”
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