Kiran Jonnalagadda’s Blog

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

So I opened a Top Ramen pack to make myself breakfast, and this little thing dropped out. It’s barely over half the size of a regular pack. Bold typeface on the cover declares it the “Right Size.” I declare fraud. Thanks to these brilliant marketers, I’m getting only half a breakfast.

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  sriramb — Nov 17, 2004 4:45:31 AM — # ↩

  Jace broke open a pack o’ramen noodles
  “Need my breakfast,dude”, said he, expecting oodles
  Alas, he was in for a big surprise,
  The marketing folks at Ramen, they wanted to “rightsize”,
  So half a breakfast did Jace get
  Yet paid for twice the noodles, that made him fret.
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    Anonymous — Nov 17, 2004 3:04:44 PM — # ↩

    better fret than ..
    Fat :P
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  vinit — Nov 17, 2004 5:03:22 PM — # ↩

  serves you right for eating ramen for breakfast.
  Actually, for eating ramen at all.
  
  Maggi rules!!!
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    ravi — Nov 18, 2004 7:58:22 PM — # ↩

    +++ mod parent up +++
    ^^ what he said ^^
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  urmila — Nov 18, 2004 12:13:06 AM — # ↩

  oh…so u conveniently forget to post about breakfast rounds #2, #3 and #4…
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  Anonymous — Dec 10, 2004 5:03:20 AM — # ↩

  ramen
  god bless RAMEN…Food of the poor hacker/cracker on those late night missions....Ramen or die, ramen for president of the USA. Ramen for Director of Central Intelligence. Ramen will take over the world....
  
  CIA Langley, VA
  Late Night Op’s
  www.cia.gov
  
  Love to all